Queens NY Telephone Answering Service

When I said get into the holiday spirit on the telephones, I didn't mean for you to become anxious and depressed.

Virtual Office Existential Issues

The only downside of being a virtual office tenant:

So what if you're a virtual tenant. Of course I think of you as a real person.  

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

ET Phone Home Virtual Office Services

Who can forget the lovable little alien who was stranded on earth in Steven Spielberg's 1982 blockbuster film, ET, the Extra-Terrestrial. ET needed to "phone home" in order to be rescued. He constructed a makeshift radar dish with a popup umbrella lined with aluminum foil, in order to signal his spaceship to pick him up.  If ET was stranded on earth today, advancements in communication technology would have made it easy for him to "phone home," just as it makes it easy for tenants and virtual tenants of the Executive Office Center to phone home or anywhere in the world with customized Queens virtual office telecommunication plans.

He wants to know if he can use the dish on the roof for his own communication needs.  It doesn't fall into any of our basic packages, but we do offer to customize our virtual office telecommunication plans.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Personalized Telephone Answering for Small Businesses

"Out of da Hood Financing?" That's how you want us to answer the phones for you?!

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Global Virtual Office Services

Virtual office services allow you to conquer the world on a budget!

Mr. Kahn, perhaps a man of your ambition would like to consider our "World Dominion" package. It gives you the ultimate opportunity to grow your business by being able to attack from virtually every major metropolitan center in the world.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Abandoned Mall Becomes Co-working Center

You can take the zip line to the food court from over here, but I wouldn't suggest it unless you're wearing pants.
By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Get Your Swag On Virtual Office Services

At the Executive Office Center of Fresh Meadows, we empower our tenants!

Okay, Clarice, you look terrific. Now, when you walk into the room, you're going to walk into the room! Don't forget, you're not just anybody. You're Clarice Schulman!

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Virtual Office Daycare Services

Let the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows keep an eye on your kids while you work!

Hold him, Michelle. Mr. Miller has a balance of $7.60 in unpaid facsimile charges. He'll get him back when he settles his account.

By Jack Blumner

Illustrated by Michael Malbrough

Gangsta Virtual Office Services

Queens, New York, the home of the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows, is the most ethnically diverse county in the United States.  We try to speak everybody's language!

What it be? What it is? What it do? Uhm, can I help you?

By Jack Blumner

Illustrated by Michael Malbrough

The Early History of Virtual Office Services

Archaeological evidence from caves in Europe suggest that the concept of virtual office space has been around since the first appearance of Cro-Magnon man about 35,000 years ago.

You take cave for two hours for clan meeting. Me take golden hair.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Michael Malbrough

Out Of This World Virtual Office Services

Virtual offices are rapidly changing the face of commercial office in Queens, and across the galaxy.

What do you mean, the virtual tenant from Jupiter left the conference room, "icky."


By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Michael Malbrough

Virtual Office Services for Stay-At-Home Moms

The Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows: Give us your tired, your poor bedraggled housebound moms yearning to breathe free.

I just need to dress up in business clothes and get away from the kids for a couple of hours every week.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Michael Malbrough

Virtual Office Cost Per Square Foot

Virtual office services are a lot like Dr. Pepper -- so misunderstood.

I'm not being stubborn, sir. It isn't possible for me to give you the cost per square foot of a virtual office.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Virtual Office TGIF Services

At the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows, virtual office services are not just about work...

Michelle, I'd like to schedule the hot tub for 8:00 p.m. on Friday evening. If Shirley Eckman should be interested in using it at that hour, please tell her I wouldn't mind sharing it with her.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Serviced Office Space with Live Virtual Receptionist

I found it amusing to read recently that a hologram had replaced a human receptionist at the front desk of a London town hall.   I can not imagine a hologram dealing with some of the issues that arise at the Executive Office Center's very busy reception desk...

My name is Michelle.  I assure you, sir, I am not a hologram.

By Jack Blumner

Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Virtual Office Professional Enhancement Services

The Executive Office Center  enhances the professional business image of all those who join us.  On top of that, we also invite our virtual office tenants to enhance their professional skills with free business seminars in the Executive conference room...

I've already undergone a few other enhancements, so I understand the concept.

Virtual Office Services for Start Ups

The boys and I would like to start a collections agency. Maybe we could even help you, Mrs. Abrams. You got any tenants here who ain't payin' you their rent?



By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Rebecca Church

Virtual Office Social Media Services

As you know, every week the Executive Office Center invite a new speaker to the office to help you with various aspects of your businesses.  Today I am pleased to have with us the messiah of social media marketing world...

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Rebecca Church

Virtual Office Services for the Holiday Season

Could we interest you in a virtual boyfriend for the holidays perhaps? Someone to bring home with you when you visit your family, so they don't torture you about the fact that you're still single?

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Rebecca Church