Virtual Office Services and the Olive Oil Business

A virtual office would be perfect for us, Ms. Abrams. Let's just say we're in the olive oil business, and we'd like to expand our operations into New York.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Virtual Office Existential Issues

The only downside of being a virtual office tenant:

So what if you're a virtual tenant. Of course I think of you as a real person.  

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Ivy League Virtual Office Services

Please indicate your SAT scores on the application forms.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Virtual Office Sales Training Services

But I don't want to make cold sales calls!

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Office Planners Predict the Demise of the Desk

Office space architects and designers are opting for open and more flexible work space in Queens.

I have bad news for you and your ilk.

ByJack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Ocean Edge Virtual Office Services

Maybe you shouldn't come to work in heels anymore.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Virtual Office Business Consulting Services

Learn the fundamentals of business at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows!

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Virtual Office Extra Care Services

Sorry to hear you're under the weather today, mum.  But don't worry, this chicken soup should give that cold a good fight.  And there's a glass of orange juice and zinc tablets on the tray, as well.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Rebecca Church

Virtual Office Services for Extraterrestrials

Foolish earthlings.  Do they not realize how easy and economical their virtual office services network has made it for us to infiltrate their major population centers and take over the world!

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Rebecca Church

Virtual Office Social Media Services

As you know, every week the Executive Office Center invite a new speaker to the office to help you with various aspects of your businesses.  Today I am pleased to have with us the messiah of social media marketing world...

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Rebecca Church

Virtual Office Wardrobe Consulting Services

I'm very sorry, Mr. Chiu, but I can not allow you to go to a business meeting in that suit. You're a size 40, right. Here, take this and see if it fits.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Rebecca Church

Above and Beyond Virtual Office Services

Hello Mr. Jones, the FBI was here looking for you today. I told them I didn't know your whereabouts.

That'll be an extra $59 charge on your invoice this month.

by Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Rebecca Church

High Holiday Virtual Office Services

This may interest you as well, Mr. Jacobs.  For a one time fee of $189, we will send someone to synagogue for you on Yom Kippur to attone for your sins. It'll be an extra $100 if you want that person to fast.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Rebecca Church