Beck & Call Virtual Office Services

Welcome to the Executive Office Center, Mr. Jones. Let me introduce you to Mr. Carson and Mrs. Hughes. They are here to insure a premium level of service for our tenants. There is a bell pull in your office to summon them when needed.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

ET Phone Home Virtual Office Services

Who can forget the lovable little alien who was stranded on earth in Steven Spielberg's 1982 blockbuster film, ET, the Extra-Terrestrial. ET needed to "phone home" in order to be rescued. He constructed a makeshift radar dish with a popup umbrella lined with aluminum foil, in order to signal his spaceship to pick him up.  If ET was stranded on earth today, advancements in communication technology would have made it easy for him to "phone home," just as it makes it easy for tenants and virtual tenants of the Executive Office Center to phone home or anywhere in the world with customized Queens virtual office telecommunication plans.

He wants to know if he can use the dish on the roof for his own communication needs.  It doesn't fall into any of our basic packages, but we do offer to customize our virtual office telecommunication plans.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Virtual Office Services for Accountants

You may find this bed convenient during tax season, Mr. Harrelson. Just don't let me find anyone else in here with you.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Virtual Office Services for Queens

We never dreamed, when the Executive Office Center opened for business  in 2010, that this would be cause for confusion.

I'm sorry to disappoint you. The Executive Office Center is not exclusively for transvestites. We mean the borough of Queens.

by Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Michael Malbrough