Remote Outpost Virtual Office Services

You need something for six months in the Brazilian rain forest near Manaus? You're doing research in the jungle, I presume. Okay, the Executive Office Center has a couple of huts off the Amazon near Manaus with the Lackachi tribe. If you're shopping around, let me just warn you that Global Space has something not far from there, but there are Hummoca in that vicinity, and the Hummoca are cannibals.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Grow Multi-nationally with Virtual Office Services

Congratulations, Mr. Smith.  Now, with your office in London, and your $79/month virtual office in New York, you're officially a multinational company!

Global Virtual Office Services

Virtual office services allow you to conquer the world on a budget!

Mr. Kahn, perhaps a man of your ambition would like to consider our "World Dominion" package. It gives you the ultimate opportunity to grow your business by being able to attack from virtually every major metropolitan center in the world.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Virtual Offices Services are Ideal for Exploring New Markets

Beings from outside the borough seeking market penetration in Queens NY will find the best platform for virtual office services at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows, conveniently located just off exit 25 of the Long Island Expressway.

We would like to establish a field office at the Executive Office Center to explore the possibility of establishing a trade relationship between our worlds.

Okay - but only if you promise me this is not just a pretext for trying to take over our planet.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Global Virtual Office Services

Mr. Kahn, perhaps a man of your ambition would like to consider our Executive Office Center "World Dominion" package. It gives you the ultimate opportunity to grow your business by being able to attack from virtually every major metropolitan center in the world.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Rebecca Church