Virtual Office Laughs
The Virtual Office & Co-working Cartoon Blog
Monday, January 4, 2016
Monday, December 21, 2015
Virtual Office Services for the Holidays
Our top selling holiday virtual office service, year in and year out
Could we interest you in a virtual boyfriend for the holidays, perhaps? Someone to bring home with you when you visit your family, so they don't torture you about the fact that you're still single. By Jack Blumner Illustrated by Mike Malbrough |
Tuesday, December 15, 2015
Monday, July 27, 2015
Monday, June 29, 2015
Monday, June 22, 2015
Virtual Office Concierge Services
Tuesday, June 9, 2015
Remote Outpost Virtual Office Services
You need something for six months in the Brazilian rain forest near Manaus? You're doing research in the jungle, I presume. Okay, the Executive Office Center has a couple of huts off the Amazon near Manaus with the Lackachi tribe. If you're shopping around, let me just warn you that Global Space has something not far from there, but there are Hummoca in that vicinity, and the Hummoca are cannibals. By Jack Blumner Illustrated by Mike Malbrough |
Monday, June 1, 2015
Virtual Office Relationship Management Services
By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough
Monday, May 18, 2015
Monday, May 11, 2015
Monday, May 4, 2015
Monday, April 27, 2015
Business Mentoring at the Executive Office Center
By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough
Monday, April 20, 2015
Monday, April 13, 2015
Monday, April 6, 2015
Floating Office Space - the Next Big Thing?
As we run out of space in the major cities of the world, some companies have actually turned to the water to creates work space, such as the H2Office pods in Cardiff Marina in Cardiff, England. But the one planned at Old Fort Niagra may be ill conceived.
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I told you I had misgivings about this idea! |
By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough
Monday, March 23, 2015
Virtual Office Existential Issues
The only downside of being a virtual office tenant:
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So what if you're a virtual tenant. Of course I think of you as a real person. By Jack Blumner Illustrated by Mike Malbrough |
Monday, March 16, 2015
Monday, March 9, 2015
Virtual Office Services for Working Moms
The Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows loves working moms!
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Abigail! What a nice surprise. I was hoping that your mother would bring you in today for a visit. Can you stay with me for a little while, while mommy goes up to her office to do some work? I could use some help here at the front desk. Is that okay with you, mommy? |
By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough
Monday, March 2, 2015
Monday, February 23, 2015
Beck & Call Virtual Office Services
Welcome to the Executive Office Center, Mr. Jones. Let me introduce you to Mr. Carson and Mrs. Hughes. They are here to insure a premium level of service for our tenants. There is a bell pull in your office to summon them when needed. |
By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough
Monday, February 16, 2015
ET Phone Home Virtual Office Services
Who can forget the lovable little alien who was stranded on earth in Steven Spielberg's 1982 blockbuster film, ET, the Extra-Terrestrial. ET needed to "phone home" in order to be rescued. He constructed a makeshift radar dish with a popup umbrella lined with aluminum foil, in order to signal his spaceship to pick him up. If ET was stranded on earth today, advancements in communication technology would have made it easy for him to "phone home," just as it makes it easy for tenants and virtual tenants of the Executive Office Center to phone home or anywhere in the world with customized Queens virtual office telecommunication plans.
By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough
Monday, February 9, 2015
Monday, February 2, 2015
Virtual Office Services for Queens
We never dreamed, when the Executive Office Center opened for business in 2010, that this would be cause for confusion.
I'm sorry to disappoint you. The Executive Office Center is not exclusively for transvestites. We mean the borough of Queens. by Jack Blumner Illustrated by Michael Malbrough |
Monday, January 26, 2015
Monday, January 19, 2015
Monday, January 12, 2015
Monday, January 5, 2015
Global Virtual Office Services
Virtual office services allow you to conquer the world on a budget!
Monday, December 8, 2014
Office Planners Predict the Demise of the Desk
I have bad news for you and your ilk. |
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough
Monday, November 24, 2014
Monday, November 17, 2014
Launch Pad Virtual Office Services
It's easy to get your business off the ground in Queens NY, with virtual office services at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows.
Roger, Houston. We've got Eddie and Jody Moore signed up, ready for liftoff. |
By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough
Monday, November 10, 2014
Janet Yellen Seeks Virtual Office Services for Federal Reserve Board
by Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough
Monday, November 3, 2014
Monday, October 27, 2014
Monday, October 20, 2014
Co-working for Evangelical Investors
The right Queens co-working environment allows you to mix and mingle with people who share your interests!
By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough
Yes, Mary, this is just what I'm looking for!
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By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough
Monday, October 13, 2014
Prestigious US Virtual Office Address
In the world of commerce, having the right US business address counts!
No wonder - he has an office at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows in Queens NY. By Jack Blumner Illustrated by Mike Malbrough |
Monday, October 6, 2014
Virtual Offices Services are Ideal for Exploring New Markets
Beings from outside the borough seeking market penetration in Queens NY will find the best platform for virtual office services at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows, conveniently located just off exit 25 of the Long Island Expressway.
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We would like to establish a field office at the Executive Office Center to explore the possibility of establishing a trade relationship between our worlds. Okay - but only if you promise me this is not just a pretext for trying to take over our planet. By Jack Blumner Illustrated by Mike Malbrough |
Monday, September 29, 2014
Get Your Swag On Virtual Office Services
At the Executive Office Center of Fresh Meadows, we empower our tenants!
Monday, September 22, 2014
Hedonism Virtual Office Services
Where else but the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows!
If you're interested in a co-venture, our hot tub is a great place to meet someone to get a collaboration going. By Jack Blumner Illustrated by Mike Malbrough |
Monday, September 15, 2014
24/7 Virtual Office Services
The Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows is not just a place where people come to work. For some, it is also a refuge.
I'm sorry, Mrs. Schwartz. The office is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. I can not tell your husband to go home at a reasonable hour. By Jack Blumner Illustrated by Mike Malbrough |
Monday, September 8, 2014
Virtual Office Fees
No, Bill, we do not accept virtual payments for our virtual office services. |
By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough
Tuesday, September 2, 2014
Top Secret Meeting Room Services
Discretion is assured at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows!
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You'd like to schedule the conference room for a top secret meeting at 3:00 p.m. on Wednesday? Okay, just to be on the safe side, don't tell me who's calling. |
By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough
Monday, August 25, 2014
Co-working Space with Rock Climbing Wall
Why we don't have a rock climbing wall at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows.
Will you please get down off the friggin wall, and get back to work already. We're trying to get a business off the ground, remember? By Jack Blumner Illustrated by Mike Malbrough |
Monday, August 18, 2014
Virtual Office Beauty Salon Services
Where else, but at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows!
By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough
Would you like to get your nails done while you're waiting for us to get the internet back up again? |
By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough
Monday, August 11, 2014
NY Virtual Office Business Address & Mailbox Services
Safety and security come first at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows.
It will be an extra $39.00 per month if you want the anthrax detection service. By Jack Blumner Illustrated by Mike Malbrough |
Monday, August 4, 2014
Virtual Office Commuter Cabs
Yes, Virtual Office Services to and from your virtual office at the Executive Office Center!
Monday, July 28, 2014
Virtual Office Business Consulting Services
Learn the fundamentals of business at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows!
By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough
Monday, July 21, 2014
Virtual Office Business Networking Services
The Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows helps build business relationships between our tenants.
Can you gentlemen please behave yourselves!
By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Michael Malbrough
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Monday, July 14, 2014
The History Of Virtual Offices: Virtual Offices & Stalin
In his famous speech to the British House of Commons on June 8, 1982, President Ronald Reagan said, "freedom and democracy will leave Marxism and Leninism on the ash heap of history...but Stalin was on to something with the concept of virtual office services." (the latter is apocryphal)
Monday, July 7, 2014
First Class Co-working Services
Oh, goody! I've always wanted to sit in First Class!
By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough
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Every seat is a seat in First Class at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows!
Monday, June 30, 2014
Queens Multi-Purpose Meeting Facility
The Executive Conference Room at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows is a great place for closings, presentations, sales force meetings, video conferences, board meetings, and almost anything else you can think of...
By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough
But Mary, there isn't anything in the lease that says I can't have a male stripper in the conference room. I brought my whole bachelorette party here! |
By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough
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