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| Hello Mr. Allen, this is Michelle at the Executive Office Center. I'm just calling to let you know that you have a package from - one second, let me have a look - oh... it's from the...Intimate Toy Store...uhm...okay...gotta go now. |
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| Welcome to the Executive Office Center, Mr. Jones. Let me introduce you to Mr. Carson and Mrs. Hughes. They are here to insure a premium level of service for our tenants. There is a bell pull in your office to summon them when needed. |
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| I have bad news for you and your ilk. |
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| Roger, Houston. We've got Eddie and Jody Moore signed up, ready for liftoff. |
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| Can you gentlemen please behave yourselves!
By Jack Blumner
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| Let me introduce our staff. This is Mr. Singh. He's from India. Ray is from Jamaica. Trish is Korean. Amy is Chinese. And Emma, always the oddball, is from Virginia. |
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| We have over 500 virtual tenants - a lot of them, single professionals - and many, I must say, are very cute. Check out the hunk over at the front desk, for example. That's Ethan Cohen. He's an attorney who just signed on with us. I'll bet he would love to meet you. |
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| I pledge allegiance to the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows, of the United States of America... by Jack Blumner Illustrated by Mike Malbrough |
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What do you mean, the tenants think I'm emotionally aloof?!
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| Mary wasn't lying when she said there was an interesting assortment of people at the Executive Office Center. I thought you guys were extinct! |
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| The cost is $2.99, if you'd like to send someone a virtual kiss, $29.99, if you'd like to send someone a real one. No, I will not be the one giving the kiss...maybe Michelle. by Jack Blumner Illustrated by Mike Malbrough |
Mary Abrams, Associate Director of the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows, has heard it all. Even so, this particular request took her by surprise.
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| Joe and I are newlyweds, as you know, Ms. Abrams, and we were wondering...well, I saw on your website that you offer customized furniture plans...you know, "your office, your way." Well...we were wondering if it wouldn't be too much to ask to have a bed installed in the office. By Jack Blumner Illustrated by Mike Malbrough |
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| There was a merger. I was let go...cast off like a piece of unnecessary baggage. I've come here to start over again. Quick, this man needs a transfusion! By Jack Blumner Illustrated by Mike Malbrough |
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| Michelle, Mr. Allen is going on an oil exploration mission to the Arctic. Could you please show him our igloo locations up there? Show him the ones with the ice block windows. By Jack Blumner Illustrated by Mike Malbrough |
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| I'm sure you noticed the on-hold Beatles music when you called. We also have episodes of Giligan's Island on the TV in the cafeteria, and a cardiac specialist on hand for coronary emergencies. |
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| He says if we're going to use his facilities, it's only fair that he should be able to use ours. |
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| Mr. Kahn, perhaps a man of your ambition would like to consider our Executive Office Center "World Dominion" package. It gives you the ultimate opportunity to grow your business by being able to attack from virtually every major metropolitan center in the world. |
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