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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14866503021286233418noreply@blogger.comBlogger111125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4125951783280089778.post-473759801200465752016-01-04T08:23:00.000-05:002016-01-04T15:40:18.263-05:00Virtual Office Services for Professionals<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Start the new year right with a virtual office at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows - the place for Queens professionals!</span><br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14866503021286233418noreply@blogger.com161-43 186th Street, Fresh Meadows, NY 11365, USA40.7390529 -73.7876377999999716.342834399999997 -115.09623179999997 65.1352714 -32.479043799999971tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4125951783280089778.post-1245652721784138212015-12-21T06:43:00.000-05:002015-12-21T11:41:36.121-05:00Virtual Office Services for the Holidays<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size: large;">Could we interest you in a virtual boyfriend for the holidays, perhaps? Someone to bring home with you when you visit your family, so they don't torture you about the fact that you're still single.</span></b><br /><br /><span style="font-size: x-small;">By Jack Blumner<br />Illustrated by Mike Malbrough</span></span></td></tr>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14866503021286233418noreply@blogger.com061-43 186th Street, Fresh Meadows, NY 11365, USA40.7390529 -73.7876377999999716.342846899999998 -115.09623179999997 65.1352589 -32.479043799999971tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4125951783280089778.post-9238199399022381252015-07-27T09:34:00.000-04:002015-07-27T09:36:15.329-04:00Virtual Office Mail Receipt Services<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: left;"><b><i><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Hello Mr. Allen, this is Michelle at the Executive Office Center. I'm just calling to let you know that you have a package from - one second, let me have a look - oh... it's from the...Intimate Toy Store...uhm...okay...gotta go now.</span></i></b></td></tr>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14866503021286233418noreply@blogger.com061-43 186th Street, Fresh Meadows, NY 11365, USA40.7390529 -73.7876377999999716.345400399999995 -115.09623179999997 65.132705399999992 -32.479043799999971tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4125951783280089778.post-25870315566378750482015-06-29T07:46:00.003-04:002015-06-29T07:56:12.161-04:00Over the Top Virtual Office Services<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14866503021286233418noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4125951783280089778.post-79001146190061379682015-06-22T08:42:00.000-04:002015-06-22T08:52:41.159-04:00Virtual Office Concierge Services<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b style="font-style: italic;">Hello Mr. Burns. I've got you on the red-eye to Los Angeles, leaving JFK at 11:55. There are stuffed animals at the front desk, if you'd care to take one for your daughter - and I've picked up a lovely necklace for your wife, because you've been away from home for a week, and she would have expected you to miss her greatly...though we know otherwise, don't we.</b></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: x-small;">By Jack Blumner<br />Illustrated by Mike Malbrough</span></span></td></tr>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14866503021286233418noreply@blogger.com061-43 186th Street, Fresh Meadows, NY 11365, USA40.7390529 -73.7876377999999716.342733399999997 -115.09623179999997 65.1353724 -32.479043799999971tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4125951783280089778.post-31334028143715505802015-06-09T09:33:00.002-04:002015-06-15T08:23:26.420-04:00Remote Outpost Virtual Office Services<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b style="font-style: italic;">You need something for six months in the Brazilian rain forest near Manaus? You're doing research in the jungle, I presume. Okay, the </b><a href="http://executiveofficefm.com/" style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">Executive Office Center</a><b style="font-style: italic;"> has a couple of huts off the Amazon near Manaus with the Lackachi tribe. If you're shopping around, let me just warn you that Global Space has something not far from there, but there are Hummoca in that vicinity, and the Hummoca are cannibals.</b></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: x-small;">By Jack Blumner<br />Illustrated by Mike Malbrough</span></span></td></tr>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14866503021286233418noreply@blogger.com061-43 186th Street, Fresh Meadows, NY 11365, USA40.7390529 -73.7876377999999716.345400399999995 -115.09623179999997 65.132705399999992 -32.479043799999971tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4125951783280089778.post-15016199851448040602015-06-01T09:50:00.000-04:002015-06-01T10:11:17.446-04:00Virtual Office Relationship Management Services<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14866503021286233418noreply@blogger.com061-43 186th Street, Fresh Meadows, NY 11365, USA40.7390529 -73.78763779999997-10.306690600000003 -156.40482529999997 90 8.82954970000003tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4125951783280089778.post-8090654569817805192015-05-11T04:26:00.000-04:002015-05-11T04:26:32.872-04:00Virtual Office Reach Me Now Services<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: left;"><b><i><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">And this may interest you. If you live a decadent and dissolute lifestyle like a lot of people I know, we have a priest who comes in twice weekly to take confession from our tenants.</span></i></b></td></tr>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14866503021286233418noreply@blogger.com061-43 186th Street, Fresh Meadows, NY 11365, USA40.7390529 -73.7876377999999740.7389589 -73.787795299999971 40.739146899999994 -73.78748029999997tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4125951783280089778.post-85045326490583958422015-04-27T08:53:00.001-04:002015-04-27T08:53:29.552-04:00 Business Mentoring at the Executive Office Center <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: left;"><b><i><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">So, what you gotta do is - first you spend a couple of years doing petty theft. Just to get your feet wet. Small stuff, just to see if you have the stomach for it. Then, you got lots of options, drugs, racketeering, protection. Being a hit man pays good money, too.<br /><br />Oh my God! Vito, why are you talking to this man?! He was supposed to talk to Alan Kramer. He is starting a new web design business!</span></i></b></td></tr>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14866503021286233418noreply@blogger.com061-43 186th Street, Fresh Meadows, NY 11365, USA40.7390529 -73.7876377999999716.3427719 -115.09623179999997 65.135333899999992 -32.479043799999971tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4125951783280089778.post-34696499545567878332015-04-20T08:50:00.000-04:002015-04-21T18:51:33.793-04:00Virtual Office Services and the Olive Oil Business<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>A virtual office would be perfect for us, Ms. Abrams. Let's just say we're in the olive oil business, and we'd like to expand our operations into New York.</i></b></span></td></tr>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14866503021286233418noreply@blogger.com061-43 186th Street, Fresh Meadows, NY 11365, USA40.7390529 -73.7876377999999716.342868399999997 -115.09623179999997 65.1352374 -32.479043799999971tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4125951783280089778.post-73099072247319962392015-04-13T08:47:00.000-04:002015-04-14T08:43:39.685-04:00Grow Multi-nationally with Virtual Office Services<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>Congratulations, Mr. Smith. Now, with your office in London, and your $79/month virtual office in New York, you're officially a multinational company!</i></b></span></td></tr>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">As we run out of space in the major cities of the world, some companies have actually turned to the water to creates work space, such as the H2Office pods in Cardiff Marina in Cardiff, England. But the one planned at Old Fort Niagra may be ill conceived.</span><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>I told you I had misgivings about this idea!</i></b></span></td></tr>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The only downside of being a <a href="http://executiveofficefm.com/">virtual office</a> tenant:</span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: left;"><b><i><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">So what if you're a virtual tenant. Of course I think of you as a real person. </span></i></b><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>Please indicate your SAT scores on the application forms.</i></b></span></td></tr>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><a href="http://www.executiveofficefm.com/">The Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows</a> loves working moms!</span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>Abigail! What a nice surprise. I was hoping that your mother would bring you in today for a visit. Can you stay with me for a little while, while mommy goes up to her office to do some work? I could use some help here at the front desk. Is that okay with you, mommy?</i></b></span></td></tr>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14866503021286233418noreply@blogger.com061-43 186th Street, Fresh Meadows, NY 11365, USA40.7390529 -73.7876377999999716.342815399999996 -115.09623179999997 65.1352904 -32.479043799999971tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4125951783280089778.post-37719134462435280832015-03-02T09:17:00.000-05:002015-03-08T22:01:00.286-04:00Virtual Office Sales Training Services<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>But I don't want to make cold sales calls!</i></b></span></td></tr>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14866503021286233418noreply@blogger.com061-43 186th Street, Fresh Meadows, NY 11365, USA40.7390529 -73.7876377999999716.342810399999998 -115.09623179999997 65.13529539999999 -32.479043799999971tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4125951783280089778.post-14115081498779538652015-02-23T08:54:00.001-05:002015-02-23T09:16:31.174-05:00Beck & Call Virtual Office Services<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b><i>Welcome to the <a href="http://www.executiveofficefm.com/">Executive Office Center</a>, Mr. Jones. Let me introduce you to Mr. Carson and Mrs. Hughes. They are here to insure a premium level of service for our tenants. There is a bell pull in your office to summon them when needed.</i></b></span></td></tr>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14866503021286233418noreply@blogger.com061-43 186th Street, Fresh Meadows, NY 11365, USA40.7390529 -73.7876377999999716.342813399999997 -115.09623179999997 65.1352924 -32.479043799999971tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4125951783280089778.post-45008328851968005342015-02-16T08:25:00.000-05:002015-03-04T13:25:37.054-05:00ET Phone Home Virtual Office Services<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Who can forget the lovable little alien who was stranded on earth in Steven Spielberg's 1982 blockbuster film, ET, the Extra-Terrestrial. ET needed to "phone home" in order to be rescued. He constructed a makeshift radar dish with a popup umbrella lined with aluminum foil, in order to signal his spaceship to pick him up. If ET was stranded on earth today, advancements in communication technology would have made it easy for him to "phone home," just as it makes it easy for tenants and virtual tenants of the </span><a href="http://executiveofficefm.com/" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Executive Office Center</a><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> to phone home or anywhere in the world with customized </span><a href="http://executiveofficefm.com/virtual.htm" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Queens virtual office</a><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> telecommunication plans.</span><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: left;"><b><i><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">He wants to know if he can use the dish on the roof for his own communication needs. It doesn't fall into any of our basic packages, but we do offer to customize our virtual office telecommunication plans.</span></i></b></td></tr>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">By Jack Blumner</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Illustrated by Mike Malbrough</span><br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14866503021286233418noreply@blogger.com061-43 186th Street, Fresh Meadows, NY 11365, USA40.7390529 -73.7876377999999716.3428114 -115.09623179999997 65.135294399999992 -32.479043799999971tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4125951783280089778.post-74049444562084526822015-02-09T07:56:00.001-05:002015-02-09T10:47:55.398-05:00Virtual Office Services for Accountants<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size: large;">You may find this bed convenient during tax season, Mr. Harrelson. Just don't let me find anyone else in here with you.</span></b><br /><br /><span style="font-size: x-small;">By Jack Blumner<br />Illustrated by Mike Malbrough</span></span></td></tr>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">We never dreamed, when the <a href="http://executiveofficefm.com/">Executive Office Center</a> opened for business in 2010, that this would be cause for confusion.</span><br />
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAbYOk-WIS3uy_X9vchRCaVWX4pZwz4HdtKarHMoePCCRhOxkwfaVoqsHhoPGxRHLs_QhCWVxHWcK7DJ9O47Z54D6CIkI5jSHn5_hIEDxaHxcaJrzo4UXs-FJX8ihioGF-d4i7zfNIpk3-/s1600/queens.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="Disappointed transvestites realize that virtual office services for Queens refers to the borough of Queens." border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAbYOk-WIS3uy_X9vchRCaVWX4pZwz4HdtKarHMoePCCRhOxkwfaVoqsHhoPGxRHLs_QhCWVxHWcK7DJ9O47Z54D6CIkI5jSHn5_hIEDxaHxcaJrzo4UXs-FJX8ihioGF-d4i7zfNIpk3-/s1600/queens.jpg" height="640" title="Virtual Office Services for Queens (© Jack Blumner, Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows)" width="570" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: left;"><i><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b>I'm sorry to disappoint you. The <a href="http://www.executiveofficefm.com/">Executive Office Center </a>is not exclusively for transvestites. We mean the </b><u><b>borough</b></u><b> of Queens.</b></span></i><br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14866503021286233418noreply@blogger.com061-43 186th Street, Fresh Meadows, NY 11365, USA40.739096 -73.78758900000002515.217061500000003 -115.09618300000002 66.261130500000007 -32.478995000000026tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4125951783280089778.post-90198146885696918592015-01-26T07:56:00.000-05:002015-01-26T08:10:16.920-05:00Virtual Office On Demand Meeting Space<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: left;"><i style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">The on demand aspect of this package should suit my husband particularly well.</span></i><br /><br /><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">by Jack Blumner<br />Illustrated by Mike Malbrough</span></td></tr>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14866503021286233418noreply@blogger.com061-43 186th Street, Fresh Meadows, NY 11365, USA40.7390529 -73.7876377999999716.342813399999997 -115.09623179999997 65.1352924 -32.479043799999971tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4125951783280089778.post-61026344089932614622015-01-19T07:40:00.000-05:002015-01-19T07:40:02.141-05:00Virtual Offices and the Theory of Relativity<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14866503021286233418noreply@blogger.com061-43 186th Street, Fresh Meadows, NY 11365, USA40.7390529 -73.7876377999999716.345400399999995 -115.09623179999997 65.132705399999992 -32.479043799999971