ET Phone Home Virtual Office Services

Who can forget the lovable little alien who was stranded on earth in Steven Spielberg's 1982 blockbuster film, ET, the Extra-Terrestrial. ET needed to "phone home" in order to be rescued. He constructed a makeshift radar dish with a popup umbrella lined with aluminum foil, in order to signal his spaceship to pick him up.  If ET was stranded on earth today, advancements in communication technology would have made it easy for him to "phone home," just as it makes it easy for tenants and virtual tenants of the Executive Office Center to phone home or anywhere in the world with customized Queens virtual office telecommunication plans.

He wants to know if he can use the dish on the roof for his own communication needs.  It doesn't fall into any of our basic packages, but we do offer to customize our virtual office telecommunication plans.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Virtual Office Remote Receptionist

How a NYC remote receptionist can hurt you...

What do you mean, the tenants think I'm emotionally aloof?!

By Jack Blumner

Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Virtual Office Personalized Telephone Answering

Out of da Hood Financing?! That's how you want us to answer the phones for you?!

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Rebecca Church

Virtual Office Reach Me Now Services

Rex, we have an urgent message for Mr. Biggs, and we can't reach him on his cell phone or by email. Find him, Rex. Find Mr. Biggs, now!

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Rebecca Church

Virtual Office Telephone Reception Services

In a world fraught with anxiety, it's good to know that the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows is home to over a dozen social workers and psychotherapists. 

Michelle, when I said get into the holiday spirit on the telephones, I didn't mean for you to become anxious and depressed.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Rebecca Church