Showing posts with label NY virtual office. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NY virtual office. Show all posts

Monday, June 29, 2015

Over the Top Virtual Office Services

Michelle, can you help Mr. Williams with the jet pack. He has to be in Manhattan by 3:00 p.m. and the Long Island Expressway is backed up from Junction Blvd.


By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Monday, June 22, 2015

Virtual Office Concierge Services

Hello Mr. Burns. I've got you on the red-eye to Los Angeles, leaving JFK at 11:55. There are stuffed animals at the front desk, if you'd care to take one for your daughter - and I've picked up a lovely necklace for your wife, because you've been away from home for a week, and she would have expected you to miss her greatly...though we know otherwise, don't we.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough


Monday, May 4, 2015

Virtual Office Confessional Services

And this may interest you. If you live a decadent and dissolute lifestyle like a lot of people I know, we have a priest who comes in twice weekly to take confession from our tenants.
By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Monday, November 17, 2014

Launch Pad Virtual Office Services


It's easy to get your business off the ground in Queens NY, with virtual office services at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows

Roger, Houston. We've got Eddie and Jody Moore signed up, ready for liftoff.


By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough



Monday, March 3, 2014

Virtual Office Cost Per Square Foot


Virtual office services are a lot like Dr. Pepper -- so misunderstood.


I'm not being stubborn, sir. It isn't possible for me to give you the cost per square foot of a virtual office.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Monday, November 4, 2013

Global Reach Virtual Office Locations

Through our alliances in the industry, the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows, makes work space available to our tenants, wherever and whenever they need to go...



Executive Office Center Director Mary Abrams offers an Arctic traveler virtual office space at our igloo locations.
Michelle, Mr. Allen is going on an oil exploration mission to the Arctic. Could you please show him our igloo  locations up there? Show him the ones with the ice block windows. 

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough




Monday, October 14, 2013

NY Virtual Office Services for Baby Boomers

My sixtieth birthday caught  me by surprise last month.  I looked into the mirror and said to the balding, gray haired man looking back at me, "Who are you?!"  One of my children gave me a birthday card that began, "Dear dad, too bad your old buddies, the pterodactyls and T-Rex's aren't around anymore."  Real nice. There's some consolation in the fact that many of our tenants at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows are esteemed professionals in the same age range...

A baby boomer tours the Executive Office Center with Associate Director, Mary Abrams,
I'm sure you noticed the on-hold Beatles music when you called.  We also have episodes of Giligan's Island on the TV in the cafeteria, and a cardiac specialist on hand for coronary emergencies.

Monday, July 15, 2013

Global Virtual Office Services


Mr. Kahn, perhaps a man of your ambition would like to consider our Executive Office Center "World Dominion" package. It gives you the ultimate opportunity to grow your business by being able to attack from virtually every major metropolitan center in the world.




By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Rebecca Church

Monday, July 1, 2013

Virtual Office Services for Accountants



Special perks and benefits for accountants at the Executive Office Center in Fresh Meadows Queens NY
You may find this bed convenient during tax season, Mr. Harrelson. Just don't me let me find anyone else in here with you.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Rebecca Church