Virtual Office Wardrobe Consulting Services

I'm very sorry, Mr. Chiu, but I can not allow you to go to a business meeting in that suit. You're a size 40, right. Here, take this and see if it fits.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Rebecca Church

Virtual Office Reach Me Now Services

Rex, we have an urgent message for Mr. Biggs, and we can't reach him on his cell phone or by email. Find him, Rex. Find Mr. Biggs, now!

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Rebecca Church

Virtual Office Courier Services

The package smells because it contains a fish that has been wrapped in someone's clothes. Don't worry, Ms. Abrams. The person who receives it  will understand what it means.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Rebecca Church

Above and Beyond Virtual Office Services

Hello Mr. Jones, the FBI was here looking for you today. I told them I didn't know your whereabouts.

That'll be an extra $59 charge on your invoice this month.

by Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Rebecca Church

High Holiday Virtual Office Services

This may interest you as well, Mr. Jacobs.  For a one time fee of $189, we will send someone to synagogue for you on Yom Kippur to attone for your sins. It'll be an extra $100 if you want that person to fast.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Rebecca Church

Virtual Office Confessional Services

Queens virtual office services to meet the needs of today's decadent lifestyle.

And this may interest you. If you live a decadent and dissolute lifestyle, like a lot of people I know, we have a priest who comes in twice weekly to take confession from our tenants.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Rebecca Church

Virtual Office Services and Multinational Companies

Congratulations Mr. Smith.  Now, with your office in London and your $79/month virtual office in New York, you are officially a multinational company!

By Jack Blumner,
Illustrated by Rebecca Church

Under the Mistletoe at the Executive Office Center

Ring out the old, ring in the new at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows.

Hey, Mr. Cabbot, I'll be looking for you under the mistletoe at the holiday party, and I'll be expecting something more than a virtual kiss from you.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Rebecca Church

Virtual Office Services for the Holiday Season

Could we interest you in a virtual boyfriend for the holidays perhaps? Someone to bring home with you when you visit your family, so they don't torture you about the fact that you're still single?

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Rebecca Church

Don't suffer from virtual office anxiety unnecessarily

Social workers and psychotherapists abound at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows for those suffering from mental distress.

I don't know.  Lately, I've had these feelings of being...well...kind of vague and indefinite.

By Jack Blumner

Illustrated by Rebecca Church

Virtual Office Telephone Reception Services

In a world fraught with anxiety, it's good to know that the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows is home to over a dozen social workers and psychotherapists. 

Michelle, when I said get into the holiday spirit on the telephones, I didn't mean for you to become anxious and depressed.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Rebecca Church

Virtual Office Services for Start Ups

Your start up company is going to grow.  I see it getting bigger and bigger.  Wait, I see something else...a woman.  Oh, it's your dearly departed wife, Sylvia.  She says...you were never a success, and you never will be...I'm sorry.  Don't pay any attention to her.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Rebecca Church