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| Look, Michelle, we're in a very competitive marketplace. We need to offer something new - something different. There, that looks good. Now, all I'm asking you do to do is put your hair up in a bun, put a chopstick through it, and walk on somebody's back for twenty minutes. |
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| Sorry to hear you're under the weather today, mum. But don't worry, this chicken soup should give that cold a good fight. And there's a glass of orange juice and zinc tablets on the tray, as well. By Jack Blumner Illustrated by Rebecca Church |
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| Foolish earthlings. Do they not realize how easy and economical their virtual office services network has made it for us to infiltrate their major population centers and take over the world! By Jack Blumner Illustrated by Rebecca Church |
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| I'm very sorry, Mr. Chiu, but I can not allow you to go to a business meeting in that suit. You're a size 40, right. Here, take this and see if it fits. By Jack Blumner Illustrated by Rebecca Church |
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| Rex, we have an urgent message for Mr. Biggs, and we can't reach him on his cell phone or by email. Find him, Rex. Find Mr. Biggs, now! |
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| Hello Mr. Jones, the FBI was here looking for you today. I told them I didn't know your whereabouts. That'll be an extra $59 charge on your invoice this month. |
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