Virtual Office Services for the Holidays

Our top selling holiday virtual office service, year in and year out

Could we interest you in a virtual boyfriend for the holidays, perhaps? Someone to bring home with you when you visit your family, so they don't torture you about the fact that you're still single.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Queens NY Telephone Answering Service

When I said get into the holiday spirit on the telephones, I didn't mean for you to become anxious and depressed.