Virtual Office Services for Marriage Counselors

Social workers abound at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows.

I'm looking for an environment where a certain amount of screaming and shouting can be tolerated.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Queens Virtual Office Ninja Services

At the Executive Office Center of Fresh Meadows, we understand the world we live in.

They are available for assassination, espionage, intimidation, and all of your other business needs.



By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Egalitarian Virtual Office Services

Queens County, New York, was named for 17th century Portuguese princess, Catherine of Braganza, who became Queen of England from 1662 - 1685 as the wife of King Charles II. There is, in fact, a princess presently affiliated with the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows, but we accord no special privileges to blue bloods.

James, pick me up at precisely 3:00 p.m. I've reserved the conference room for two hours, and Mary hates when we run over our time - even if we are followed by commoners.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Michael Malbrough

Gangsta Virtual Office Services

Queens, New York, the home of the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows, is the most ethnically diverse county in the United States.  We try to speak everybody's language!

What it be? What it is? What it do? Uhm, can I help you?

By Jack Blumner

Illustrated by Michael Malbrough

The Early History of Virtual Office Services

Archaeological evidence from caves in Europe suggest that the concept of virtual office space has been around since the first appearance of Cro-Magnon man about 35,000 years ago.

You take cave for two hours for clan meeting. Me take golden hair.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Michael Malbrough