Over the Top Virtual Office Services

Michelle, can you help Mr. Williams with the jet pack. He has to be in Manhattan by 3:00 p.m. and the Long Island Expressway is backed up from Junction Blvd.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Virtual Office Concierge Services

Hello Mr. Burns. I've got you on the red-eye to Los Angeles, leaving JFK at 11:55. There are stuffed animals at the front desk, if you'd care to take one for your daughter - and I've picked up a lovely necklace for your wife, because you've been away from home for a week, and she would have expected you to miss her greatly...though we know otherwise, don't we.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Remote Outpost Virtual Office Services

You need something for six months in the Brazilian rain forest near Manaus? You're doing research in the jungle, I presume. Okay, the Executive Office Center has a couple of huts off the Amazon near Manaus with the Lackachi tribe. If you're shopping around, let me just warn you that Global Space has something not far from there, but there are Hummoca in that vicinity, and the Hummoca are cannibals.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Virtual Office Relationship Management Services

Mr. Chandler, your 13th wedding anniversary is coming up next Tuesday. I've made reservations for dinner for you and your wife at the Lion, and order two dozen long stemmed roses. There's a card, of course. Would you like to write something sweet, or would you like me to take care of that?

By Jack Blumner

Illustrated by Mike Malbrough