Virtual Office Mail Notification Services

Hello Mr. Allen, this is Michelle at the Executive Office Center. I'm just calling to tell you that you have a package from - one second, let me have a look - oh... it's from the...Intimate Toy Store....uhm...okay...gotta go now.  

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Rebecca Church

Virtual Office Package Receipt Services

The drop off - er, that is, package delivery - will take place tomorrow afternoon. If everything goes well, you'll be getting a very substantial bonus, Ms. Abrams. You're running a wonderful operation here.  Isn't that right, boys?  

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Rebecca Church