Virtual Office Mail Notification Services

Hello Mr. Allen, this is Michelle at the Executive Office Center. I'm just calling to tell you that you have a package from - one second, let me have a look - oh... it's from the...Intimate Toy Store....uhm...okay...gotta go now.  

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Rebecca Church

Virtual Office Emergency Care Services

We're going to have the internet back up in a few moments, Mr. Watson. Calm down. Breathe deeply.  Here, sit down, bend over and put your head between your knees.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Rebecca Church

Virtual Office Package Receipt Services

The drop off - er, that is, package delivery - will take place tomorrow afternoon. If everything goes well, you'll be getting a very substantial bonus, Ms. Abrams. You're running a wonderful operation here.  Isn't that right, boys?  

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Rebecca Church