Virtual Office Personalized Telephone Answering

Out of da Hood Financing?! That's how you want us to answer the phones for you?!

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Rebecca Church

Virtual Office Mail Notification Services

Hello Mr. Allen, this is Michelle at the Executive Office Center. I'm just calling to tell you that you have a package from - one second, let me have a look - oh... it's from the...Intimate Toy Store....uhm...okay...gotta go now.  

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Rebecca Church