Virtual Office On Demand Meeting Space

The on demand aspect of this package should suit my husband particularly well.

by Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Virtual Offices and the Theory of Relativity

No, Professor, I know that time and space are relative, but you can not get a discount because you feel that the time you spent in the office passed quickly.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Personalized Telephone Answering for Small Businesses

"Out of da Hood Financing?" That's how you want us to answer the phones for you?!

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Global Virtual Office Services

Virtual office services allow you to conquer the world on a budget!

Mr. Kahn, perhaps a man of your ambition would like to consider our "World Dominion" package. It gives you the ultimate opportunity to grow your business by being able to attack from virtually every major metropolitan center in the world.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Office Planners Predict the Demise of the Desk

Office space architects and designers are opting for open and more flexible work space in Queens.

I have bad news for you and your ilk.

ByJack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Abandoned Mall Becomes Co-working Center

You can take the zip line to the food court from over here, but I wouldn't suggest it unless you're wearing pants.
By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Launch Pad Virtual Office Services

It's easy to get your business off the ground in Queens NY, with virtual office services at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows. 

Roger, Houston. We've got Eddie and Jody Moore signed up, ready for liftoff.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Janet Yellen Seeks Virtual Office Services for Federal Reserve Board

Virtual office services are perfect for businesses and institutions that don't require full time office space.

As you may know, Mary, we meet every six weeks - about eight times a year. We also need the conference room four times a year to present economic projections and provide additional context for our policy decisions.

A virtual office definitely makes sense for the Fed, Ms. Yellen - I can even offer you a discount if you give us advance notice of when you plan to hike interest rates!

by Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Ocean Edge Virtual Office Services

Maybe you shouldn't come to work in heels anymore.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Live Free Virtual Office Solutions

I want the plan she's on.

Co-working for Evangelical Investors

The right Queens co-working environment allows you to mix and mingle with people who share your interests!

Yes, Mary, this is just what I'm looking for!

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Prestigious US Virtual Office Address

In the world of commerce, having the right US business address counts!

No wonder - he has an office at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows in Queens NY.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Virtual Offices Services are Ideal for Exploring New Markets

Beings from outside the borough seeking market penetration in Queens NY will find the best platform for virtual office services at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows, conveniently located just off exit 25 of the Long Island Expressway.

We would like to establish a field office at the Executive Office Center to explore the possibility of establishing a trade relationship between our worlds.

Okay - but only if you promise me this is not just a pretext for trying to take over our planet.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Get Your Swag On Virtual Office Services

At the Executive Office Center of Fresh Meadows, we empower our tenants!

Okay, Clarice, you look terrific. Now, when you walk into the room, you're going to walk into the room! Don't forget, you're not just anybody. You're Clarice Schulman!

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Hedonism Virtual Office Services

Where else but the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows!

If you're interested in a co-venture, our hot tub is a great place to meet someone to get a collaboration going.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

24/7 Virtual Office Services

The Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows is not just a place where people come to work.  For some, it is also a refuge.

I'm sorry, Mrs. Schwartz. The office is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. I can not tell your husband to go home at a reasonable hour.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Virtual Office Fees

No, Bill, we do not accept virtual payments for our virtual office services.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Top Secret Meeting Room Services

Discretion is assured at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows!

You'd like to schedule the conference room for a top secret meeting at 3:00 p.m. on Wednesday? Okay, just to be on the safe side, don't tell me who's calling.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Co-working Space with Rock Climbing Wall

Why we don't have a rock climbing wall at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows.

Will you please get down off the friggin wall, and get back to work already. We're trying to get a business off the ground, remember?


By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Virtual Office Beauty Salon Services

Where else, but at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows!

Would you like to get your nails done while you're waiting for us to get the internet back up again?

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

NY Virtual Office Business Address & Mailbox Services

Safety and security come first at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows.

It will be an extra $39.00 per month if you want the anthrax detection service.


By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Virtual Office Commuter Cabs

Yes, Virtual Office Services to and from your virtual office at the Executive Office Center!

George, there's a strange car that's been circling the block for the past two hours.

It's me, honey.  I'm in a holding pattern around the house until my meeting is over.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Virtual Office Business Consulting Services

Learn the fundamentals of business at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows!

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Virtual Office Business Networking Services

The Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows helps build business relationships between our tenants.

Can you gentlemen please behave yourselves!

By Jack Blumner

Illustrated by Michael Malbrough

The History Of Virtual Offices: Virtual Offices & Stalin

Seize all the office space and send the landlords to work on the farm collectives. The space will be shared by the masses! Furthermore, I want to see a Five Year Plan on my desk by morning!


By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

In his famous speech to the British House of Commons on June 8, 1982, President Ronald Reagan said, "freedom and democracy will leave Marxism and Leninism on the ash heap of history...but Stalin was on to something with the concept of virtual office services." (the latter is apocryphal)

First Class Co-working Services

Oh, goody!  I've always wanted to sit in First Class!

By Jack Blumner

Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Every seat is a seat in First Class at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows!

Queens Multi-Purpose Meeting Facility

The Executive Conference Room at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows is a great place for closings, presentations, sales force meetings, video conferences, board meetings, and almost anything else you can think of...

But Mary, there isn't anything in the lease that says I can't have a male stripper in the conference room.  I brought my whole bachelorette party here!

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Nature View Virtual Office Services

At the Executive Office Center of Fresh Meadows, we think it's time to give the other creatures of the world a break.

Just what we needed out here, more humans who want to commune with nature while they work. Why can't they just stay in their cities?!

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough



This illustration was inspired by the image below, showing the amazing office space of the Spanish Architecture firm, Selgas Cano, located in the woods near Madrid, Spain.

All American Virtual Office Services

Let me introduce our staff. This is Mr. Singh. He's from India. Ray is from Jamaica. Trish is Korean. Amy is Chinese. And Emma, always the oddball, is from Virginia.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Virtual Office Daycare Services

Let the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows keep an eye on your kids while you work!

Hold him, Michelle. Mr. Miller has a balance of $7.60 in unpaid facsimile charges. He'll get him back when he settles his account.

By Jack Blumner

Illustrated by Michael Malbrough

Virtual Office Yoga & Meditation Services

Mary, Larry says the chanting in the conference room is bothering him.

Virtual Office Services for Marriage Counselors

Social workers abound at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows.

I'm looking for an environment where a certain amount of screaming and shouting can be tolerated.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Queens Virtual Office Ninja Services

At the Executive Office Center of Fresh Meadows, we understand the world we live in.

They are available for assassination, espionage, intimidation, and all of your other business needs.



By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Egalitarian Virtual Office Services

Queens County, New York, was named for 17th century Portuguese princess, Catherine of Braganza, who became Queen of England from 1662 - 1685 as the wife of King Charles II. There is, in fact, a princess presently affiliated with the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows, but we accord no special privileges to blue bloods.

James, pick me up at precisely 3:00 p.m. I've reserved the conference room for two hours, and Mary hates when we run over our time - even if we are followed by commoners.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Michael Malbrough

Gangsta Virtual Office Services

Queens, New York, the home of the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows, is the most ethnically diverse county in the United States.  We try to speak everybody's language!

What it be? What it is? What it do? Uhm, can I help you?

By Jack Blumner

Illustrated by Michael Malbrough

The Early History of Virtual Office Services

Archaeological evidence from caves in Europe suggest that the concept of virtual office space has been around since the first appearance of Cro-Magnon man about 35,000 years ago.

You take cave for two hours for clan meeting. Me take golden hair.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Michael Malbrough

Out Of This World Virtual Office Services

Virtual offices are rapidly changing the face of commercial office in Queens, and across the galaxy.

What do you mean, the virtual tenant from Jupiter left the conference room, "icky."


By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Michael Malbrough

Virtual Office Services for Stay-At-Home Moms

The Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows: Give us your tired, your poor bedraggled housebound moms yearning to breathe free.

I just need to dress up in business clothes and get away from the kids for a couple of hours every week.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Michael Malbrough

Virtual Office Matchmaking Services

Managing a virtual office center is not just about managing space - not according to Mary Abrams, Associate Director of the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows.

We have over 500 virtual tenants - a lot of them, single professionals - and many, I must say, are very cute. Check out the hunk over at the front desk, for example. That's Ethan Cohen. He's an attorney who just signed on with us. I'll bet he would love to meet you.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Michael Malbrough

Executive Office Center Co-working Space

Co-working services at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows are strictly regulated to insure the rights of all to non-disruptive work.

I'm sorry, but you've been voted off the island.

By Jack Blumner

Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Virtual Office with Dedicated Receptionist

The Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows offers Queens personalized telephone answering by a professional dedicated receptionist.  Michelle, actually, is not merely a dedicated receptionist, she's a highly dedicated one.

I pledge allegiance to the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows, of the United States of America...

by Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Virtual Office Remote Receptionist

How a NYC remote receptionist can hurt you...

What do you mean, the tenants think I'm emotionally aloof?!

By Jack Blumner

Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Virtual Office Cost Per Square Foot

Virtual office services are a lot like Dr. Pepper -- so misunderstood.

I'm not being stubborn, sir. It isn't possible for me to give you the cost per square foot of a virtual office.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Virtual Office Services for All Types

The beautiful thing about the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows is the incredible diversity of businesses professionals it serves.

Mary wasn't lying when she said there was an interesting assortment of people at the Executive Office Center.  I thought you guys were extinct!

Virtual Office TGIF Services

At the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows, virtual office services are not just about work...

Michelle, I'd like to schedule the hot tub for 8:00 p.m. on Friday evening. If Shirley Eckman should be interested in using it at that hour, please tell her I wouldn't mind sharing it with her.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Valentine's Day Virtual Office Services

As one of the only providers of serviced office space in Queens, the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows takes the responsibility very seriously.

The cost is $2.99, if you'd like to send someone  a virtual kiss, $29.99, if you'd like to send someone a real one. No, I will not be the one giving the kiss...maybe Michelle.

by Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Virtual Office Services & Medical Marijuana

In anticipation of the legalization of medical marijuana in the State of New York, the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows is ready with an appertaining policy.

The kitchen is for all of our tenants, so be careful about leaving any of your brownies in the fridge.

by Jack Blumner

Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

The Enigma of Virtual Office Services

Excuse me, but is this place real?

Virtual Office Services for Start Ups

The Executive Office Center of Fresh Meadows is a great place to start a new business, especially with the value and convenience of our virtual office services

Your start up company is going to grow. I see it getting bigger and bigger. Wait, I see something else...a woman. Oh, it's your dearly departed wife, Sylvia. She says...you were never a success, and you never will be...I'm sorry. Don't pay any attention to her.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Mike Malbrough