Virtual Office Laughs

The boys and I would like to start a collections agency. Maybe we could even help you, Mrs. Abrams. You got any tenants here who ain'...

 Mr. Chandler, your 13th wedding anniversary is coming up next Tuesday. I've made reservations for dinner for you and your wife ...

Mr. Kahn, perhaps a man of your ambition would like to consider our Executive Office Center  "World Dominion" package. It gi...

 You may find this bed convenient during tax season, Mr. Harrelson. Just don't me let me find anyone else in here with you. ...

Out of da Hood F inancing?! That's how you want us to answer the phones for you?! By Jack Blumner Illustrated by Rebecca Church ...

Hello Mr. Allen, this is Michelle at the Executive Office Center . I'm just calling to tell you that you have a package from - one se...

We're going to have the internet back up in a few moments, Mr. Watson. Calm down. Breathe deeply.  Here, sit down, bend over and pu...

The drop off - er, that is, package delivery - will take place tomorrow afternoon. If everything goes well, you'll be getting a...

Look, Michelle, we're in a very competitive marketplace. We need to offer something new - something different. There, that looks good...

Sorry to hear you're under the weather today, mum.  But don't worry, this chicken soup should give that cold a good fight.  And ...

Foolish earthlings.  Do they not realize how easy and economical their virtual office services network has made it for us to infiltrate...

As you know, every week the Executive Office Center invite a new speaker to the office to help you with various aspects of your bu...

I'm very sorry, Mr. Chiu, but I can not allow you to go to a business meeting in that suit. You're a size 40, right. Here, take t...

Rex, we have an urgent message for Mr. Biggs, and we can't reach him on his cell phone or by email. Find him, Rex. Find Mr. Biggs, n...

The package smells because it contains a fish that has been wrapped in someone's clothes. Don't worry, Ms. Abrams. The person w...

Hello Mr. Jones, the FBI was here looking for you today. I told them I didn't know your whereabouts. That'll be an extra $59 char...

This may interest you as well, Mr. Jacobs.  For a one time fee of $189, we will send someone to synagogue for you on Yom Kippur to at...

Queens virtual office services to meet the needs of today's decadent lifestyle. And this may interest you. If you live a decaden...

Congratulations Mr. Smith.  Now, with your office in London and your $79/month virtual office in New York , you are officially a multina...

Ring out the old, ring in the new at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows . Hey, Mr. Cabbot, I'll be looking for you u...

Could we interest you in a virtual boyfriend for the holidays perhaps? Someone to bring home with you when you visit your family...

Social workers and psychotherapists abound at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows  for those suffering from mental distress. ...

In a world fraught with anxiety, it's good to know that the  Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows is home to over a dozen soci...

Your start up company is going to grow.  I see it getting bigger and bigger.  Wait, I see something else...a woman.  Oh, it's you...