Virtual Office Laughs

Start the new year right with a virtual office at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows - the place for Queens professionals! ...

Our top selling holiday virtual office service, year in and year out Could we interest you in a virtual boyfriend for the holidays, pe...

When I said get into the holiday spirit on the telephones, I didn't mean for you to become anxious and depressed.

Hello Mr. Allen, this is Michelle at the Executive Office Center. I'm just calling to let you know that you have a package from - one...

Michelle, can you help Mr. Williams with the jet pack. He has to be in Manhattan by 3:00 p.m. and the Long Island Expressway is backed up...

Hello Mr. Burns. I've got you on the red-eye to Los Angeles, leaving JFK at 11:55. There are stuffed animals at the front desk, if yo...

You need something for six months in the Brazilian rain forest near Manaus? You're doing research in the jungle, I presume. Okay, the...

Mr. Chandler, your 13th wedding anniversary is coming up next Tuesday. I've made reservations for dinner for you and your wife at the...

The package smells because it contains a fish that has been wrapped in someone's clothes. Don't worry, Ms. Abrams. The person w...

Rex, we have an urgent message for Mr. Biggs, and we can't reach him on his cell phone or by email. Find him, Rex. Find Mr. Biggs now...

And this may interest you. If you live a decadent and dissolute lifestyle like a lot of people I know, we have a priest who comes in twic...

So, what you gotta do is - first you spend a couple of years doing petty theft. Just to get your feet wet. Small stuff, just to see if yo...

A virtual office would be perfect for us, Ms. Abrams. Let's just say we're in the olive oil business, and we'd like to expand...

Congratulations, Mr. Smith.  Now, with your office in London, and your $79/month virtual office in New York, you're officially a mult...

As we run out of space in the major cities of the world, some companies have actually turned to the water to creates work space, such as ...

The only downside of being a virtual office tenant: So what if you're a virtual tenant. Of course I think of you as a real perso...

Please indicate your SAT scores on the application forms. By Jack Blumner Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

The Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows loves working moms! Abigail! What a nice surprise. I was hoping that your mother would b...

But I don't want to make cold sales calls! By Jack Blumner Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Welcome to the Executive Office Center , Mr. Jones. Let me introduce you to Mr. Carson and Mrs. Hughes. They are here to insure a premiu...

Who can forget the lovable little alien who was stranded on earth in Steven Spielberg's 1982 blockbuster film, ET, the Extra-Terrestri...

You may find this bed convenient during tax season, Mr. Harrelson. Just don't let me find anyone else in here with you. By Jack Blu...

We never dreamed, when the Executive Office Center opened for business  in 2010, that this would be cause for confusion. I'm sorr...

The on demand aspect of this package should suit my husband particularly well. by Jack Blumner Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

No, Professor, I know that time and space are relative, but you can not get a discount because you feel that the time you spent in the of...

"Out of da Hood Financing?" That's how you want us to answer the phones for you?! By Jack Blumner Illustrated by Mike...

Virtual office services  allow you to conquer the world on a budget! Mr. Kahn, perhaps a man of your ambition would like to conside...

Office space architects and designers are opting for open and more flexible work space in Queens . I have bad news for you and your i...

You can take the zip line to the food court from over here, but I wouldn't suggest it unless you're wearing pants. By Jack Blum...

It's easy to get your business off the ground in Queens NY, with virtual office services at the Executive Office Center at Fresh ...

Virtual office services are perfect for businesses and institutions that don't require full time office space. As you may know, ...

Maybe you shouldn't come to work in heels anymore. By Jack Blumner Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

I want the plan she's on.

The right Queens co-working environment allows you to mix and mingle with people who share your interests! Yes, Mary, this is just wha...

In the world of commerce, having the right US business address counts! No wonder - he has an office at the Executive Office Center at ...

Beings from outside the borough seeking market penetration in Queens NY will find the best platform for  virtual office services at the...

At the Executive Office Center of Fresh Meadows , we empower our tenants! Okay, Clarice, you look terrific. Now, when you walk into the ...

Where else but the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows ! If you're interested in a co-venture, our hot tub is a great place to...

The Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows is not just a place where people come to work.  For some, it is also a refuge. I'm sor...

No, Bill, we do not accept virtual payments for our virtual office services . By Jack Blumner Illustrated by Mike Malbrough

Discretion is assured at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows ! You'd like to schedule the conference room for a top secre...

Why we don't have a rock climbing wall at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows . Will you please get down off the friggin wa...

Where else, but at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows ! Would you like to get your nails done while you're waiting for us...

Safety and security come first at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows . It will be an extra $39.00 per month if you want th...

Yes, Virtual Office Services   to and from your virtual office at the Executive Office Center! George, there's a strange car that...

Learn the fundamentals of business at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows ! By Jack Blumner Illustrated by Mike Malbrough...

The Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows helps build business relationships between our tenants. Can you gentlemen please behave ...

Seize all the office space and send the landlords to work on the farm collectives. The space will be shared by the masses! Furthermore...

Oh, goody!  I've always wanted to sit in First Class! By Jack Blumner Illustrated by Mike Malbrough Every seat is a sea...

The Executive Conference Room at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows is a great place for closings, presentations, sales force me...