Monday, February 25, 2013

Virtual Office Courier Services



Virtual Office Courier Services, offered by the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows)
The package smells because it contains a fish that has been wrapped in someone's clothes. Don't worry, Ms. Abrams. The person who receives it  will understand what it means.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Rebecca Church

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Above and Beyond Virtual Office Services

Above and beyond virtual office services for above and beyond the call of duty client needs - Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows, Queens, NY
Hello Mr. Jones, the FBI was here looking for you today. I told them I didn't know your whereabouts.

That'll be an extra $59 charge on your invoice this month.
by Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Rebecca Church

Monday, February 4, 2013

High Holiday Virtual Office Services



The Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows in Queens New York offers a wide variety of virtual office services, including Queens virtual office religious services.
This may interest you as well, Mr. Jacobs.  For a one time fee of $189, we will send someone to synagogue for you on Yom Kippur to attone for your sins. It'll be an extra $100 if you want that person to fast.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Rebecca Church