Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Under the Mistletoe at the Executive Office Center


Ring out the old, ring in the new at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows.


Michelle, receptionist for Queens virtual office services at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows, tells Mr. Cabbot she'll be looking for something more than a mere "virtual" kiss under the mistletoe.
Hey, Mr. Cabbot, I'll be looking for you under the mistletoe at the holiday party, and I'll be expecting something more than a virtual kiss from you.

By Jack Blumner

Illustrated by Rebecca Church

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Virtual Office Services for the Holiday Season


Blazing a trail through the New York virtual office industry, the Executive  Office Center at Fresh Meadows offers tenants a "virtual" boyfriend for the holiday season.
Could we interest you in a virtual boyfriend for the holidays perhaps? Someone to bring home with you when you visit your family, so they don't torture you about the fact that you're still single?

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Rebecca Church

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Don't suffer from virtual office anxiety unnecessarily

Social workers and psychotherapists abound at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows for those suffering from mental distress.


Virtual office services have led to the development of a new psychiatric specialty - at the Executive Office Center in Queens NY
I don't know.  Lately, I've had these feelings of being...well...kind of vague and indefinite.
By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Rebecca Church

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Virtual Office Telephone Reception Services


In a world fraught with anxiety, it's good to know that the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows is home to over a dozen social workers and psychotherapists. 

Reflecting, a widespread psychiatric phenomenon, this telephone receptionist at the Executive Office Center in Queens NY, becomes depressed during the holiday season.
Michelle, when I said get into the holiday spirit on the telephones, I didn't mean for you to become anxious and depressed.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Rebecca Church

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Virtual Office Services for Start Ups

A spiritualist looks into her crystal ball to assess a start up's prospects for success - where else, but at the Executive Office Center of Fresh Meadows in Queens New York!
Your start up company is going to grow.  I see it getting bigger and bigger.  Wait, I see something else...a woman.  Oh, it's your dearly departed wife, Sylvia.  She says...you were never a success, and you never will be...I'm sorry.  Don't pay any attention to her.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Rebecca Church