Virtual Office Laughs: November 2012

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Don't suffer from virtual office anxiety unnecessarily

Social workers and psychotherapists abound at the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows for those suffering from mental distress.

Virtual office services have led to the development of a new psychiatric specialty - at the Executive Office Center in Queens NY

I don't know. Lately, I've had these feelings of being...well...kind of vague and indefinite.

By Jack Blumner

Illustrated by Rebecca Church

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Virtual Office Telephone Reception Services

In a world fraught with anxiety, it's good to know that the Executive Office Center at Fresh Meadows is home to over a dozen social workers and psychotherapists.

Reflecting, a widespread psychiatric phenomenon, this telephone receptionist at the Executive Office Center in Queens NY, becomes depressed during the holiday season.

Michelle, when I said get into the holiday spirit on the telephones, I didn't mean for you to become anxious and depressed.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Rebecca Church

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Virtual Office Services for Start Ups

A spiritualist looks into her crystal ball to assess a start up's prospects for success - where else, but at the Executive Office Center of Fresh Meadows in Queens New York!

Your start up company is going to grow. I see it getting bigger and bigger. Wait, I see something else...a woman. Oh, it's your dearly departed wife, Sylvia. She says...you were never a success, and you never will be...I'm sorry. Don't pay any attention to her.

By Jack Blumner
Illustrated by Rebecca Church